I walked around in public (went to 3 different places) with one dangly earring in. I had completely forgotten that I'd taken one out. (Too fresh, I know. New fad?)
So how come no one tells you these things? I was out by myself so I had no backups i.e. family members or friends to help me out. I like to think that if I see someone out missing a pants leg (or maybe just an earring... don't stifle my creativity), I'll whisper, "Hey, did you mean to come out without your other pants leg? Or is this a spin on the one leg rolled up deal?"
Alright. It won't be quite like that, but I will be helpful. As opposed to allowing someone to walk around looking like an idiot.
That's the good news of the day, folks. Catch ya on the flip side.
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